BRAND VOICE & WEBSITE WRITER FOR SERVICE PROVIDERS WHO ARE DONE BLENDING IN

The brand you’ve built deserves to be heard

This is the place where beautiful words are written for beautiful brands. Believe me when I say you don’t hate writing… you’ve just forgotten where to start.

Have you ever felt like…

Everyone else seems to know what to say and how to say it in just the right way.

You get results and clients LOVE you, so why does writing about it feel so hard?

Your content isn’t bad, but you can’t put your finger on why it’s not bringing in new enquiries. 

No matter how many ways you rewrite your website, it still doesn’t sound like you.

You're not alone, it's a noisy world out there. C'mon in, it's much quieter in the Custard Content Cottage.

Pesky thoughts are speaking louder than impactful words. Use your voice to break free from being the best-kept secret in your industry.

MEET HOLS, BRAND VOICE BREWER & WEBSITE WRITER

The gal behind the words

Ex-corporate climber, recovering people pleaser, and the business pal that helps get the words out of your head and in front of your clients (without giving you the ick).

My paw-fessional assistant, Appa, is never too far away.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INVEST IN YOUR BRAND VOICE & WEBSITE

I’m not one to deal in vibes*

72% conversion rate of enquiries to paying clients just from updating website content

Charlie, Bespoke Carpenter & Joiner

£1,000+ in passive sales from a spontaneous email written in 5 mins during the school run

Sarah, Artist & Illustrator

0→7 website enquiries for bespoke jewellery commissions after launching her new content.

Iona, Bespoke Jeweller & Gemologist

*OK, I very much deal in good vibes, but considering I’m a word bird, I’m digging these numbers.

You know your brand is a-maz-ing

You’re here because you know words are what will make the difference between a mediocre and a consistent sales month. And your voice as a brand owner doesn’t need to be controversial to be heard.

But your voice has become buried under the nonsense of this noisy ol' world.  

Hols is my go-to brand voice gal, she absorbs a brief and runs with it — so much so that it becomes stronger than the client's initial brand voice." 

Zoe, Copywriting Studio Owner

"I have a true extension of my business with Hols... I'll definitely never be looking anywhere else."

Tara, High-Achiever Leadership Coach

"Since launching the content, I've had 22 enquiries from the website, and 16 have become paying customers."

Charlie, Bespoke Carpenter & Joiner

THE JUST CUSTARD COPY METHOD

We keep it simple around here

A bit like brewing the perfect cuppa, it’s a practice of time, patience, and process to get the blend not too hot, not too cold, but just right.

Extract

Over a come-as-you-are conversation, we’ll unearth all the flavours that make you unique and the reasons clients won’t be able to get enough of you.

Blend

I go away and infuse all those signature flavours into a voice that’s so distinct it’ll be impossible to mimic, making writing second nature.

Share

No longer keep your voice to yourself. You’ll have a system that nurtures loyal followers and connects with future ones, even if you’re not at your desk.

BRAND VOICE DEVELOPMENT & WEBSITE WRITING SERVICES

Pick your Perfectly Brewed™ blend

Ten years of brand writing for the UK’s household names. Two years writing for small business owners. Three brand voice workshops hosted.

Infused into services just for you.

Brand Voice & Website Writing

Brand Voice Blends

Every nook and cranny of your verbal identity handled. Use your words to do more than sell your offer. A brand voice AI can’t copy, a website that shows up when you’re taking downtime. Let’s make brand writing so much easier.

Brand Voice & Copyediting

Guide & Refine

You’ve wanted to write your website forever. Constantly tweaking and changing. But just don’t have the budget for a full rewrite by a copywriter. This is for you.

DIY Brand Voice Development

The Word Larder System™

If you’re just starting out but want to build your brand voice foundations and messaging frameworks so you never run out of content-writing inspiration again. I crafted this just for you.

READY FOR BEAUTIFUL WORDS TO MATCH BEAUTIFUL VISUALS?

You’re one conversation away from words that are too distinct to copy and too experienced to underprice.

Something on your mind?

If you can’t see the answer that has you in ponderment, drop me a message on Insta or fill in the form.

Why bother with brand voice?

In all my experience of writing, verbal identity (or the lack of) is what makes or breaks a business. I could’ve focused on just writing, but it’s so clear to me that verbal identity is something that business owners - especially with the rise of AI - need more than ever to be successful.